hot amoeba ass ]

altlitgossip:


at kinko’s i blew-up the slide of the amoeba’s ass 10,000,000 times; i took the amoeba

ass photos out in the taxi cab and quietly said, ‘oh my god’; at kinko’s i said

'are you sure you can't make it any bigger?' i sweated and fell down

screaming ‘it can’t go any bigger, it can’t go any…

Almost Live at Mellow Pages: Isaac Fitzgerald ]

almostliveatmellowpages:

Do you love the internet? Do you love books? In this episode, we hang with someone who loves both more than anyone you could ever hope to meet, Buzzfeed Books’ managing editor, Isaac Fitzgerald. We talk about his career path from The Rumpus to McSweeney’s and his move across America to New York City and Buzzfeed. We had a great time with Isaac and we know you will have a great time, too. Pop open a cold something and enjoy.

statusbooks:

Welcome to Status Books, a new publishing endeavor from Michael J Seidlinger and Cameron Pierce.
Status Books specializes in releasing products based in modern digital culture. We want Twitter collections, image macros, Facebook novels, Tumblrs, coffee table books, booze (it’s not digital, but it’s awesome), esoteric guidebooks, pop culture detritus, and more. Our first title will be POCKET MONSTERS: POEMS, an anthology comprised of 151 poems written by 151 authors based on the original 151 Pokemon. 
Questions and Answers:
Q: Is Status Books an imprint of Civil Coping Mechanisms or Lazy Fascist Press?
A: No. Status Books is more like an independent side project.
Q: When will you open to submissions?
A: Starting right now, you can pitch book concepts to Status at statusbks@gmail.com. Please keep in mind that if it’s a potential fit for CCM or LF, it’s probably not right for Status. 
Q: What if I have another question or want more information?
A: Feel welcome to write to Michael and Cameron at statusbks@gmail.com.
We can’t wait to show you more. For now, “like” our Facebook page and keep your eyes glued to the status bar.

statusbooks:

Welcome to Status Books, a new publishing endeavor from Michael J Seidlinger and Cameron Pierce.

Status Books specializes in releasing products based in modern digital culture. We want Twitter collections, image macros, Facebook novels, Tumblrs, coffee table books, booze (it’s not digital, but it’s awesome), esoteric guidebooks, pop culture detritus, and more. Our first title will be POCKET MONSTERS: POEMS, an anthology comprised of 151 poems written by 151 authors based on the original 151 Pokemon. 

Questions and Answers:

Q: Is Status Books an imprint of Civil Coping Mechanisms or Lazy Fascist Press?

A: No. Status Books is more like an independent side project.

Q: When will you open to submissions?

A: Starting right now, you can pitch book concepts to Status at statusbks@gmail.com. Please keep in mind that if it’s a potential fit for CCM or LF, it’s probably not right for Status. 

Q: What if I have another question or want more information?

A: Feel welcome to write to Michael and Cameron at statusbks@gmail.com.

We can’t wait to show you more. For now, “like” our Facebook page and keep your eyes glued to the status bar.

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